Monday, October 29, 2007

We're lucky Ottawa wasn't obliterated. The Dalai Lama meeting Jason Kenney or any other Tory of the hard-core-social-conservative persuasion is like matter meeting antimatter.

posted by media_dystopia @ 23:17 [ link | top | home ]

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Give us more! No, wait, more's not enough! Ontario would play the world's smallest violin for oil-rich and power-hungry Alberta, except the violin factory closed and all the workers were laid off.

posted by media_dystopia @ 07:04 [ link | top | home ]

Monday, October 15, 2007

Keep it to your own riding, pal. Why is Conservative MP Pierre Poilievre polluting with the Ottawa airwaves with self-aggrandizing campaign ads before an election has been triggered? (And by "triggered," I mean his boss, the prime minister, engineering the fall of his own government.) That's the aural equivalent of stuffing every mailbox within a 100-kilometer radius with Tory propaganda. I'm trying to listen to music on my commute and this self-serving asshole is busy telling me and a million other non-constituents what a swell guy he is. (Why let a little thing like the majority of listeners not being able to do anything about it at the polls get in the way of one's radio réclame?) And just in case furiously jabbing at station presets in a desperate attempt to put an end to the sound of his pre-election drivel isn't enough to send me off the road, there he is smirking down at me from a billboard, the size of which is matched only by his ego. Talk about poster boy for the Conservative Party.

posted by media_dystopia @ 23:22 [ link | top | home ]

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

What do you call a Tory without a seat?  
 
John.

posted by media_dystopia @ 23:23 [ link | top | home ]

Monday, October 01, 2007

Stop making me grit my teeth, Grits.  
 
Dear Liberal Party of Canada:

Just how stupid can you get? First it was Chrétien versus Martin, now it's Dion versus Ignatieff, and in between you were thrown out of office -- which, silly me, I thought would have been lesson enough. Do you seriously not get that there will be plenty of time -- four years, at least -- for your puerile infighting after you hand the right-wingers a majority? You know what, we should just start calling Stephen Harper's minority government a dictatorship-in-waiting; after all, you're doing everything in your power to rid the country of effective opposition. Christ, you're stupid.

Sincerely,
One pissed-off voter

posted by media_dystopia @ 04:04 [ link | top | home ]